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dude i haven’t been on in forever!

i haven’t been on in a while

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bored

screw english

…it is not my kind of language.

BLEGH.

I NEED SIMS THREE.

little johnny jokes

• teacher: how can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
• little johnny: don't bite any
• teacher: johnny, your composition on "my dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. did you copy his?
• little johnny: no, teacher, it's the same dog!
• teacher: what is the chemical formula for water?
• little johnny: "HIJKLMNO"!!
• teacher: what are you talking about?
• little johnny: yesterday you said it's H to O!
• teacher: johnny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
• little johnny: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
• teacher: no, that's wrong!
• little johnny: maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how i spell it!
• teacher: what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
• little johnny: a teacher

it’s a shame

I’m sad that my favorite reality tv stars are not together anymore. It’s like they were complete strangers at their sextuplets’s fifth birthday…